Monopoly or Democracy? (washingtonpost.com) Will someone just shut this asshat down? i mean, if i was a stockholder, I'd want this idiot locked in a room.

Lynches Say They Can't Discuss POW Rescue (washingtonpost.com) Fuck you, I'm LYNCH
so let's dandy boy down the road.

Updating Media Constraints I'm re-reading this thing, and have to conclude that the author is nuts.
what he said: It is important that the commission maintain the rule barring any owner from having more than one of the four top-rated television stations in a market
So, according to this, if the station suddenly spikes in the ratings, the owner is liable to divest a productive outlet?

Updating Media Constraints money: Given the large number of current exemptions, and the strong journalistic credentials of most newspaper-owned broadcasters in cities where joint ownership was grandfathered in...
Excuse me while I clean the screen.

`Fear of Rupert' isn't the real issue Oh, and the BoSox are dumber than rocks.

NY Daily News - Business - Times keeping heat on writer this guy is desperately in need of an old fashioned can of whup ass.

ABCNEWS.com : Will: Lawmakers Should Dump Beer Tax WHAT HE SAID! Okay, he's a silly dweeb with sado-mastic (Cubs) tendency, but anyone defending hops & barley gets a shout-out.

ABCNEWS.com : ThisWeek watching the Dwarf get reamed by the Iranian ambassador: priceless.

Watching

The New Republic Online: etc. Can someone, please, explain to these farking fools that a tax cut does NOT COST ANYONE ANYTHING.
It means the money stays in the citizens' pockets.
You asshats think tax money is government INCOME? I got a cat in my lap that knows better than that!

The Village Voice: Nation: Nat Hentoff: Where Is Nelson Mandela? by Nat Hentoff NYC Counsel bastard barron needs horsewhipping, but his Marse, Giffie, is just as dumb.

Street attack stuns visiting doctors / Psychiatrists at S.F. convention get dose of reality on streets Too bad he didn't get knifed.

Putin orders the clouds not to rain on his parade
Dah! We are still the KGB!
so this toolie thinks he can control the weather? no wonder he gets all squirrely when W barks "POLAND, MOFO! now shut up or you get no corn."
And Rove laughs and laughs as he descends into ancient Eye-talian ideas of politics. (that's Machi, weenies.)

these archives are driving me nutso yobbo boyo

Penguin Blog Archives are all farked; time to break down and transfer over to MT on my own damn server so there will be no one to biatch at but myself.

Feds Charge ISP Workers in Gov't Scam
I know this is an old story, but the owner just pleaded guilty yesterday.
The reason I find this interesting is that searching our local fishwrap's website doesn't return anything concerning the case. Which is surprising, since Connect 2 was Staten Island's first big-time ISP, and except for TimeWarner Cable, the biggest.

I was one of their first customers. I got off the ferry one evening after work and saw their banner splayed across the building housing their offices and ran to their offices. I was finally going to be able to get straight access to the 'Net from a local company; I was giddy with local pride and relief that i didn't have to pay the farking phone tolls to use a 212 dial-up connection anymore. After I signed up I demanded a job from Oscar, one of the conspirators, who was a pretty nice dude.

I guess I'm gonna have to go down to their building in St. George sometime today and piss on their grave.

All this MediaWhore static is starting to really rattle my chains. But after reading tiny Tina Brown and her ridiculous column defending Sid, I'm starting to wonder how the hell ANY of these magazines and newspapers managed to not get rolled up and inserted in their editors respective rectums by irate readers.
Hey, Tina? Noticed your column couldn't find an American home. Everyone over hear is too tired of your suck-up bullshit.

Boston Globe Online / A jockey's ride in runaway media THIS pisses me off far more than the NYT and Bullshitter Blair. They threw the mud at this guy without anything resembling evidence.
(The fact I picked this 17-1 shot has nothing to do with my umbrage. I bet him for a simple reason: he's a homey.)

Amish Tech Support: Were they covering the same speech? Too sad to be as funny as the name of this mighty fine site.

Robert Scheer's Canard-o-Matic I love the fact that this guy went to the trouble of vetting Scheer's columns so thoroughly, and presented the results so matter-of-factly, without adding any snarky comments along the way. He even offers a link to the columns so anyone can check them out and judge his results.

rent-a-negro.com
Jesus got a cot lined up for me in Hell just for thinking this URL existed.

.:ThePolitiBlog:. The Liberal Mind Is A Beautiful Thing To Waste
Once, I thought I was the best damn Fisker alive. Then I drank some coffee and realized I still was. but I am an "arrogant asshole" according to most of my e-mail.

Tupac's Revenge on Bennett
Frank Rich is possibly the stupidest white guy on the East Coast. He'd be a lock if he shot his Alabama Asshole boss.

The Pink and the Black
I believe that's what her "package" is referred to by the cogniscenti.

The Bitch Girls: Guns, Sweet Guns
I didn't even read half the thing, I just love their handle.

BLOOMBERG'S GOTTA BUTT OUT
the scary thing is Mayor Mike is STILL better than the other options

WHEN IT RAINES ...
money:If the Bill Clinton years taught us one thing, it's when a white southerner starts to "look into [his] heart for the truth," reach for the barf bags. (Imagine Raines biting his lip as the words came to him.)

Mayor Mike: Asshole
money: "I don't think that anybody seriously takes something on the front page of the New York Post that has to do with smoking as gospel or as good scholarship or good science. C'mon, I mean they're going to make up stuff no matter what."
Oh, like the NY Times?

Clintonistas--SHUT UP!
From a fellow traveller, to boot.

TheAmericanProwler Article
falling in love because the trope "Quincy" made me laugh.

New York Post Online Edition: gossip
swear to GOD, I'm either giving up or checking out.
Exactly how stupid do you consider your customers?
You farking Ozzies...didn't you see what we did to Japan?

And another thing
You, Dinkens...just do not get on the Ferry unless you got a lot of guns.

NYPOST.COM Regional News: BLOOMBERG LIGHTS INTO CIG-BAN BIZ BROUHAHA By FRANKIE EDOZIEN
this guy is a stone cold idiot about anything outside Manhatten. Somebody put electro-shock to Marchi and get the seccesion train back on track.
I mean, c'mon! We boros all kick Albany's ass.

Dean Thomas Kunkel Statement on New York Times Plagiarism Case, News Releases 2003, Philip Merrill College of Journalism, University of Maryland
who is this twink kidding? The Times blew it, knew they were blowing it, and kept on sucking it up.

NYPress - MUGGER
The best columnist working in NYC

The Gospel according to Neo | csmonitor.com
One last shot How the fuck do you become a "professor of television"????

The Gospel according to Neo | csmonitor.com
and another thing Maybe it's the hour of the morning, but I went back and read this thing again and I'm percing way more than my coffee machine.
This thing is stupid on so many levels. First, when the hell did they say you can write whole farking books about a goddamn movie?
No one sent me that memo.
Next, how--and I really, really need this one answered--does this flick rate as fodder for quasi-theologians?
IT'S A MOVIE!
Other than pyscho tenure suckers, no one I know would think that anything in a movie could shake a person's faith.
Unless said faith rested on a lillypad.

Toe Boy beats on Gephart
Sorry, but the...sheer notion that anyone reads this clown for more than pure entertainment....

Times Reporter Who Resigned Leaves Long Trail of Deception
Open the Doors: Bigot! Bigot!
Skank WhiteBoy living in the boros=NO
Brother full of shit?=priceless
I walk around with a audio and video recorder so I can prove what I say is real. The dorks at the Old Grey Windbag hire dropouts who profile correctly but turn out to be asshats.
Think I'm seriously getting gun-happy yet?
Stay tuned.

Times Reporter Who Resigned Leaves Long Trail of Deception
White Boys like me could not get the his job,

The Village Voice: Nation: Nat Hentoff: Any Anti-Mugabe Protesters Here? by Nat Hentoff
Where the Fark is Michael Moore, et al.?

The Gospel according to Neo
Heh.

Student's poem sparks charges of anti-Semitism
I think I'm gonna cry.... Calling Jews out in Willowbrook.... this clown's just looking for a matzo in his tailpipe.

The Smoking Gun: Archive
Look, it's not like I want the rube dead....
Just beat his fingers into sausages so he can't play that crap anymore.

The Pluck of the Irish
Too-ra!

NYPOST.COM National News: DIRTY DEMI RUBBED ME: EX-WORKER By ROBIN GREGG and MARIANNE GARVEY
What a dweeb.

The Online Beat
I think hr needs to meet Misha

The Lemon: History Of The Internet

Agency Reality
it's now past beta. Needs to be shopped.

New York Yankees : The Official Site
It's 12:30am and the score is 15-3, us. I should really go to bed, but I gotta see how far Fatboy can go.

Ann Coulter: American women to Kerry: We don't think you're so hot
Heh! Auntie Em!

Telegraph | Opinion | I loathe America, and what it has done to the rest of the world
I know...I'm beating this horse
But this chick, the more I read, deserves an eviscerating Fisking.

Telegraph | Opinion | I loathe America, and what it has done to the rest of the world
And another thing: who cares? Clinton "loathed" the US military. That led to 9/11. why should anyone outside your little corner of Asshat give a damn about your college-level rhetoric? (or is that "O Levels"? As in "O, m'god! I'm irrelevant!")

Telegraph | Opinion | I loathe America, and what it has done to the rest of the world
Hey, sweetie? Remember when your Crown Jackasses ruled "Brittania"?
Shut the fark up. Trade your pounds for Euros. Kiss Noor's ass and visit our Byrd. He's got a sheet with your name on it.

Daschle-bashing reaches a new low in South Dakota=TheHill.com=
Hey, Josh? When it comes to this gutless wonder, there is no such thing as a bottom rung.... he's always occupying the absolute worst.

Newgrounds Presents: Wham Bam Saddam!
Psycho-bored mornings lead to things like this

Explanation for Bush's Carrier Landing Altered (washingtonpost.com)
REAL REASON: THEY WANTED TO LORD IT OVER THE LOSERS.

Boston Globe suspends columnist for comment on Kidd's wife
Money: I got theories with this woman, this Joumana Kidd who wants to be a star, wants to be a TV star,'' Ryan said on the show. ''She wants face time on camera. The great way to get face time is to bring the cute, precocious kid. Oh, great. I'd like to smack her.''
Like you shooting your piehole with a patently incendiary snippet of your wisdom? Got your ass plenty of "facetime" asshat.
Boston sports forever suck. Why these tools don't catch a clue from Cubbies, I'll never understand.

Newsweek editor "fairly appalled" by war coverage
There's no bias in the media. And this hack fancies himself a farkin' economist, to boot.

MySanAntonio : Metro and State
this week's hero

The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler

NYPOST.COM Regional News: BUILDING BLOCKHEADS By WILLIAM NEUMAN
you read something like this, and you understand why Punk started in NYC: "Just Look at these Bastards!"

Reporter seeks U.N. help in Net case | CNET News.com
If this guy loses, we is all screwed.

Variety.com - Media muscle mutes many voices as cap scrap looms
Look, "mainstream media" doesn't exist under the old definition. Rabbit Ears are listed on E-Bay as antiques. The "mainstream media" catches clues from scanning Drudge. And, on their websites, these tools are desperately trying to catch the "buzz" coming from bloggers.
Beyond the asshat headline, the fact remains that the big bastards have lost their stranglehold. I wake up in the morning and fire up the home office and get all my headlines before I make it to the coffee pot.

Fool.com: Apple's Song and Dance [Commentary] May 5, 2003
Dead-on. Apple--and I am a Mac Whore--really has to start looking to expand the software. hardware is cool, and they should not abandon it, but they HAVE TO expand the software to start encroaching on the WinTel world. OS X does that, with its UNIX underpinnings. If Adobe doesn't get their game on, stuff like GIMP will bleed them.

Thomas Pynchon -The road to 1984
This is way good.

YellowTimes.org - "America: The failed experiment"
Cliched claptrap. he never quite gets around to saying HOW the experiment has failed.

The Village Voice: Nation: Nat Hentoff: Mugabe's Victims: Mostly Black by Nat Hentoff
Oh, yeah, right, and white boy here is the worse queer.

Mugabe's Victims: Mostly Black by Nat Hentoff
Where are the protests against this monster? Should we go in and clean this clown's clock? Where's the delineation line? Could we, please, have some definitions? If we do it, in Your name, will that make it cool?
It's not like we need to go into that region and show all the tin-pots Mogadishu was no lesson plan.
I think they've already got that point.

Welcome to SARS Scam
A SARS Conspiracy site. Neato!

Media Monopolies Have Muzzled Dissent
Think this guy is a little paranoid? And anyway, how come Disney Radio isn't part of the cabal? They carry--in NYC, at least--all three of the talkers mentioned.

Belleville News-Democrat | 05/02/2003 | Woman had abortion -- but says she wasn't pregnant
Okay, the doctor may be an idiot, but this smells of a set-up.

Rachel Corrie's Roadmap to Martyrdom!
via Amish Tech Support

“Americans love having a guy as President, a guy who has a little swagger...”
damn right.
But now, little howling sheep-monkey numbnuts that should get its butt back in Buffalo and do some quality time repenting for the war doom and gloom, let's do a bit o' the Fisk to this tryst:
“We’re proud of our President. Americans love having a guy as President. A guy who has a little swagger, who’s physical, who’s not a complicated guy like Clinton or even like Dukakis or Mondale, all those guys, McGovern."

How were "all those guys" complicated?
Clinton=Hedonistic Asshat Liar (HAL).
Dukakis="Kill my wife, please!"
Mondale="Where's the beef?"
McGovern="Make believe I'm Bobby."

These folk were not complicated.

Women like a guy who’s President. Check it out. Women like this war.
PAGING MS. IRELAND! MS. IRELAND! PLEASE REPORT TO THE GREEN ROOM!

We’re not like the Brits. We don’t want an indoor prime minister type or the Danes or the Dutch or the Italians or Putin....We want a guy as President.
PAGING ANDREW SULLIVAN! MR. SULLIVAN? PLEASE REPORT TO THE GREEN ROOM!

And by the way, the Democrats for years have made fun of Republicans like Ike who defeated the Nazis and received the Nazi surrender, and Ronald Reagan who was probably the most evocative person for the World War II generation. And this guy, they always make fun of them for being simple. And guess what. They always win two terms and they’re always right.
PAGING BARNEY FRANK! MR. FR– YO, BARNEY! GET YOUR ASS OUTTA THE STAIRCASE AND GO HIT MAKEUP.

These guys would take a bullet for this guy, and I think that’s the big message tonight, Lester.
damn right. And they'll deliver a bullet or two, too.

The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler
Scroll Down to the bit about Boycott Hollywood.
Mail server woes to ensue

NYPOST.COM Post Opinion: Oped Columnists: DISEASE & LIES By RALPH PETERS
scary...too right it argue with, though

A One-Time Media Diva Tries to Find Her Way on a New Stage
Will get dumped quicker than Donohue