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Friday, May 02, 2003

“Americans love having a guy as President, a guy who has a little swagger...”
damn right.
But now, little howling sheep-monkey numbnuts that should get its butt back in Buffalo and do some quality time repenting for the war doom and gloom, let's do a bit o' the Fisk to this tryst:
“We’re proud of our President. Americans love having a guy as President. A guy who has a little swagger, who’s physical, who’s not a complicated guy like Clinton or even like Dukakis or Mondale, all those guys, McGovern."

How were "all those guys" complicated?
Clinton=Hedonistic Asshat Liar (HAL).
Dukakis="Kill my wife, please!"
Mondale="Where's the beef?"
McGovern="Make believe I'm Bobby."

These folk were not complicated.

Women like a guy who’s President. Check it out. Women like this war.
PAGING MS. IRELAND! MS. IRELAND! PLEASE REPORT TO THE GREEN ROOM!

We’re not like the Brits. We don’t want an indoor prime minister type or the Danes or the Dutch or the Italians or Putin....We want a guy as President.
PAGING ANDREW SULLIVAN! MR. SULLIVAN? PLEASE REPORT TO THE GREEN ROOM!

And by the way, the Democrats for years have made fun of Republicans like Ike who defeated the Nazis and received the Nazi surrender, and Ronald Reagan who was probably the most evocative person for the World War II generation. And this guy, they always make fun of them for being simple. And guess what. They always win two terms and they’re always right.
PAGING BARNEY FRANK! MR. FR– YO, BARNEY! GET YOUR ASS OUTTA THE STAIRCASE AND GO HIT MAKEUP.

These guys would take a bullet for this guy, and I think that’s the big message tonight, Lester.
damn right. And they'll deliver a bullet or two, too.

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