MR. KETTLE? MR. POT IS ON LINE ONE
Poor Howard. Leno picks off Stuttering John, eliciting an hour-long harangue from Stern about how lame Jay is. He's right; Leno should be ripping off someone who hasn't been in a holding pattern since the mid-Nineties.

Howard, you're over. I remember when you first moved to K-Rock from WNBC. You're still doing the same shtick. Anyone older than 20 still worshipping at your feet probably kills kittens when you interview nekkid bimbos... on the radio!