Welcome to Bloomieburg!
Oh, for the love of.... Thank God for the two watering holes in my neighborhood. Owner-operated, and anyone besides those lovely ladies is a nephew, niece, cousin, etc. (Having a buch of cops as your clientele doesn't hurt, either.) So the Smoke Nazis get their asses chased right the fuck out.

But a video store? What the hell was a Smoke Nazi even doing in there?