Red Sox Say 2 Yankees Beat Fenway Worker
And will kick your mother's ass, too. You fucked with Popeye. The funniest bit in the piece was the police. They "witnessed" the attack.

They didn't "witness" the asshat baiting the bullpen? They didn't "witness" the putz getting in Nellie's face? (and considering the fact that Nelson is probably the craziest SOB on the Damn Yankee squad--except for Weaver--they didn't warn the farker off?)