NY POST FRONT PAGE: HOW KOBE RAPED ME
OK, TIME OUT!
I usually love the Post's headlines. "HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR" is still The Greatest Headline Ever. But this one is beyond bombastic. This one is bullshit. "Me" (purportive victim) didn't say anything. She wasn't there. Some cop said that is what she said.

This side of the Missippippi, we call that "hearsay," and it don't count.