LILEKS (James) The Bleat
One of my many reason to call call my local paper "The Retreat,";

The Staten Island Advance, a cheap git piece of shit in their perfunctory treatment of this dude. (Yeah, I said said "Dude." You gotta problem, Mullet?) is nothing but a mouthpiece of whoever is installed in Borough Hall, and a money dump for Condé Nasté (who own the fucking joint...pick up a copy of the New Yorker...look at their masthead listing...Si Newhouse should live long enough to see me sink his DADDY (not you, you East Side Fuckhole).

Lacy "Jesus Christ-on-Whipping Stick" runs the Advance's "Op-Ed" division. She's the fucking token nigger, and anyone on the planet wants to challenge that, show me the invitations she got to the Manhattan gigs that involved moneyed white people.
You were not there, bitch. Neither was Hanley. You married the wrong motherfuckers.