BostonHerald.com - Red Sox: Brass can't let the fans rule roost
The next few weeks are gonna be fun, what with all the bloodletting and finger-pointing that's gonna be going on in Da Bronx and Beantown.
THE FUNNY MONEY: It's not that fans are dumb, but by definition, they're emotionally disturbed. Rooting for a sports team is a voluntarily induced mental illness, like taking mescaline but without seeing the colors.
FUNNY MONEY II: Memo to the fans: You got your wish. Grady's gone. Your new skipper will manage the Sox according to a 150-page order written by Epstein and Bill James. He'll be a cipher. If he's a passive cipher, guys like Pedro and Manny will run roughshod over him. If he's an abrasive cipher like Bobby Valentine, there'll be knife fights in the clubhouse by Mother's Day. Either way, good luck.
LeatherPenguin votes Bobby V. That would be more entertaining than anything that goes down in the Bronx next season.
The next few weeks are gonna be fun, what with all the bloodletting and finger-pointing that's gonna be going on in Da Bronx and Beantown.
THE FUNNY MONEY: It's not that fans are dumb, but by definition, they're emotionally disturbed. Rooting for a sports team is a voluntarily induced mental illness, like taking mescaline but without seeing the colors.
FUNNY MONEY II: Memo to the fans: You got your wish. Grady's gone. Your new skipper will manage the Sox according to a 150-page order written by Epstein and Bill James. He'll be a cipher. If he's a passive cipher, guys like Pedro and Manny will run roughshod over him. If he's an abrasive cipher like Bobby Valentine, there'll be knife fights in the clubhouse by Mother's Day. Either way, good luck.
LeatherPenguin votes Bobby V. That would be more entertaining than anything that goes down in the Bronx next season.
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