The Glossies: The Birth of Frankenblair A good piece, except Junior (if you're younger than me, you are JUNIOR. Deal.) got it wrong paragraph 5:

Yeah, Blair has always been a newspaperman, from college on out, but the warped value system he—and at least one of his bosses—subscribed to has its gnarled roots in the world of glossies.
This yahoo was looking at TV every ding-dong day. Couldn't smell ink even when it stinks.